I have been spending too much time sitting at my computer writing. I keep saying I’m going to the gym, but somehow I get distracted (by almost anything) and procrastinate. Today I finally got off my duff and restarted my exercise routine. I saw a sign at the gym that said:
“Thinking about going to the gym burns between 0 and 0 calories.”
I think I’ll post that on my computer screen for future reference.